ifyoucarryonthisway: the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think...
doglets: actually all of my systems are nervous
epic-humor: palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!
peruvian-diego: best 14 seconds of my life
l-unamae: daretobe-bold: unpresentable: ...
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
olympicswagging: maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled
wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
kanyesmom: a b c d e f me
andrewhussiesbosom: BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.– John Steinbeck (via souls-entwined)
angelsofthelord: jensenlocked: tardisol: i-amwho-i-am: what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end? what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there but why...
dick so big they call it a weapon of ass destruction